Frenched and Fried

Inna has run off with a League 2 midfielder (or milleux) from Istres named El-Brazi. It was right after their big 3-2 win over Strasbourg that, by the way, doesn't change the fact that they're being relegated to the National league, one step up from pick-up soccer in the parque. I can't believe it. I guess he romanced her at a little disco outside Rheims; how either one of them got there is open to speculation, but I suspect alcohol was involved.

It's so disappointing.

Now I've got to explain to the suitor in Hong Kong that his Russian Victoria Secrets model (okay, so I did a little hard sell on the guy) is throwing in with a low-scoring left-mid who might be starting to think about another career in, say, restaurant service or Crepe truck management, since he's O-L-D and still banging around the lower divisions in Surrendermonkeyland.

This Hong Kong guy is not going to be happy.