Oh no!

From: support@intl.paypal.com
Date: May 27, 2008 4:46:39 AM PDT
To: msulchek@sandblast.com
Subject: PayPal Account Suspention
Reply-To: akstcabsonlinemnsdgs@absonline.net

Dear PayPal ® customer,

We recently reviewed your account, and we suspect an unauthorized transaction on your account.
Protecting your account is our primary concern. As a preventive measure we have temporarylimited your access to sensitive information.
Paypal features.To ensure that your account is not compromised, simply hit "Resolution Center" to confirm your identity as member of Paypal.

Login your Paypal with your Paypal username and password.
Confirm your identity as a card member of Paypal.

Please confirm account information by clicking here Resolution Center and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."

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You would think that your average enterprising-but-non-English-speaking Pirate Of The Internets would: a) spell check his work ('suspention?' 'temporarylimited'), b) dream up a slightly more realistic return address than akstcabsonlinemnsdgs@absonline.net, which sounds like, hmm, a RUSE.  Plus: grammar.  "Login your Paypal?"  Oh, shiver me timbers.

I like the dreaminess of "Steps to remove limitations," though.  

Now, if only I had a Paypal account.