This One Sounds So Real, Huh?

Attention,

I am Mr. Howard Wilson, Director Unit United Nations Inspection Agent in Hartsfield International Airport Atlanta Georgia USA . During our investigation,I discovered An abandoned shipment through a Diplomat from United Kingdom via Africa under iship forwarder which was transferred from JF Kennedy Airport to our facility here in Atlanta. When scanned, it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in a Metal Trunk Box weighing approximately 55kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Content was not properly declared by the consignee as (money) rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid diversion by the Shipping Agent also the Diplomat inability to pay for Non Inspection Fees.

On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more than $3 to $4M each and the consignment is still left in storage house till today through a registered shipping Company, Diplomatic Courier Service Limited a division of Tran guard made for Top politicians and Top Government officers . The Consignment are two boxes with weight of about 55kg each (Internal dimension: W61 x H156 x D73 (cm). Effective capacity: 380 L.)Approximately.

The details of the consignment included your name, are tagged on the Trunk boxes so provide your private Phone Number full address, name of nearest Airport around and other details. You can send the required details to me for onward delivery. All communication must be held extremely confidential. I can get everything concluded within 1-2days upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery. But I must get assurance from you concerning sharing 50%/50% before I will proceed.

I want us to transact this business and share the money, since the shippers have abandoned it. I will pay for the Non inspection fee with the Demurrage and arrange for the boxes to be moved out of this Airport to your address, once we are through I will deploy the services of a secured shipping Company geared to provide the security it needs to your doorstep. Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But I will share it 50% to you and 50% to me. But you have to assure me of my share. If you agreed with my condition get back to me immediately.

Howard Wilson

INSPECTION OFFICER

Okay.  I'm on this.  What could possibly go wrong?

Let's Not Talk About The Past

Where have I been?
You can only imagine.

Hello. 

If you're a very manliness, strong-willed man, if you are honest and sincere but there is no love of your life? So I am glad to meet you. I still believe in true love and hope to find my second half I am a loose lady, I'm quite happy with my life, but I'll be happy when I find my boyfriend. Do not try to look perfect, I need a real man, but not the "fairy prince".  But to be absolutely happy woman, I dream to meet a decent man !!!!!

Regards, 

Bronislava

The beat goes on.

Follow the money

R.I.P.

Imagine my surprise, arriving in London to discover that the $14.5M of Mr. Albert Briggs, now deceased, has disappeared.

I was met at the grave site by Gerald Chambers, attorney, who informed me that a certain Robert Wright had arrived yesterday while poor Albert was still in transition from tray to urn, and that Mr. Wright produced power-of-attorney for me authorizing him to collect the sum on my behalf.

He was accompanied by a shady middle eastern man who, Mr. Chambers said, answered to the name Akim. But whose signature in the cemetery registry read: Stanley Lebodo.

Now what?

Hmm. $14.5M. Where Have I Heard That Before?

I work in the account section of a bank where I discovered $14.5M left in an account by a foreign client.The funds have never been applied for since the death of the client because they are in an investment account.This is a life changing opportunity. If interested, get back to me.

Stanley Lebolo.

Oh No! Not Briggs!

Dear Beloved.

This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains. As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me,because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Mr Albert Briggs a merchant in London, but taking treatment now .

I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal cancer that was discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.But now I regret all chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends.I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London and Ireland.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and donate the money, which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria, they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what i have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge cash deposit that i have with security firm Abroad .

I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations and let them know that it is I Albert Briggs that is making this generous donation.I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray for you to support and assist me with good heart. Contact my attorney for all the legal proceedings ASAP on : contactgeraldchambers@gmail.com

Bless You Beloved In Christ.
Mr Albert Briggs

My Fateful Reply:

Dear Robert Wright:

I received your recent missive hard on the heels of a message from Mr. Paul Moore regarding diamonds. I assume it's no coincidence that both of you await my urgent reply. I can assure you help is on the way. Let me just say, sir, that the Diamonds of Akim Ahmed (DAA) (not his real name, by the way) can provide the cover necessary for the out of contract Fifa sums you wish to invest "outside the South Africa." On a tangent, I might point out that it was not hard for me to figure out where the over-billing occurred: the jubulani football, used in the World Cup, which was so suspiciously unruly (SU) one can only assume that the important materials left out of the construction of it have made you and Mr. Clark rich indeed.

So, I was ready hurry directly your way, with only a the briefest stopover in Dubai to meet with Akim Ahmed (or whatever his name is) to procure the aforementioned rainbow rocks (or DAA), when I received THIS message which, I tell you, sent a chill through my very veins:

Dear Sir/Madam,

With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to contact you. I am from (will disclose this later), formally working in Iraq with an international organization that I will also disclose later, we are now in Afganistain I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of (US18.523 Million Dollars) Eighteen Million, five Hundred And Twenty Three Thousand US Dollars to your country or any other safe country of your choice, as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here,this is no stolen money,and there are no dangers involved.

SOURCE OF MONEY:Some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam's old palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by all party present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact working here, and his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get the package out to a safe cation entirely out of trouble spot. He does not know the real contents of the package, and believes that it belongs to an Asian/American who died in an air raid, and before giving up, trusted me to hand over the package to his business associate.

I have now found a secured way of getting the package out to a safer country for you to pick up, and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you are willing to assist me.One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for us.I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I have survived 6 suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately. Please contact me as soon as possible and kindly fill up this requirements like:

Your full name:
Your country:
Contact phone/fax number:
Age:Occupation:

Regards,

Mr Ali Ibrahim.

What evil is this, Robert? Clearly Ali Ibrahim is slumming as Akim Ahmed, and he has converted his uholy Saddam spoils to rare diamonds (more specifically, the aforementioned DAA), which he is planning to sell to the unnamed Asian/American who we can presume only pretended to die in the air raid so that he could escape from the SU hell hole that was Iraq! The mind reels. Perhaps I'm not as strong in math as the great Abu l'Hasan al-Uqlidisi, but, taking your $14,500,000.00 and subtracting it from the $18,523,000.00 of Ali Ibrahim, leaves around $4,023,000.00. Assuming Paul needs 5 kilos of diamonds at $550 per gram, and that there are (I'll tell you later) grams in a kilogram, all we need to do is find the Asian/American ... and introduce him to Nina! of Seratov.

Boom. Done. I'm on my way!*

Merlin Sulchek

*most urgently